The world is quietly winning a fight most people think it's still losing. In 2025, renewables passed coal as a share of global electricity for the first time in modern history. Two-thirds of Iowa now runs on wind. India out-built the United States on new solar capacity for the first time ever. Greece's largest lignite producer is exiting coal two years ahead of schedule. Even the petrostates are scaling utility-grade solar — oil money betting against oil. None of this was inevitable.
The Farewell to Fossils tour never happened. The data from the tour dates is real. Ten 2026 renewable-energy milestones — verified, projected, or invented. Each labeled. One fully fictional encore stamped CANCELLED. Solarpunk dressed as thrash merch. Climate optimism doesn't have to look like a children's book.
